dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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