I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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