i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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