oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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