were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
