My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Everclear isn't food dammit
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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