it wasn't lemon gatorade
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
