We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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