Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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