I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude i'm inner monologue high
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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