Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
