So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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