I'm drive I can fine osifer
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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