called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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