i barfeds in our rink
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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