I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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