I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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