ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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