I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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