I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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