Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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