She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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