I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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