My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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