Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Oh god it's open bar.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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