im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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