absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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