So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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