# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I wish I only lived at night.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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