Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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