And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The struggles of a small town man whore
True strength comes from lack of pants
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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