chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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