what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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