he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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