But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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