They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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