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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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