I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I could make wine with my vomit
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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