i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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