I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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