drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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