I got chris browned last night
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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