i barfeds in our rink
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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