I'm going to jail i love you
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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