Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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