On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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