And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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