dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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