whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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