she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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