Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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