yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I wear drunk well.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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