how can u be prego again
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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