im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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