The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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