Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
zippers are such a cool invention
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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