Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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