I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
